Saturday, July 29, 2006

无聊@Double Post(II) - Sitting Manners

I had every intentions to make this post together with the Double Post (I) last nite, but due to unforeseen circumstances (my fatigue came suddenly), I had no choice but to do it today.. & I'll be doing my 1st blog in English..

What I wanna reflect in this post is my years of experience while taking the bus to places, but before I go any further, I'd like to state clearly to any1 who might be reading my blog, if there would be any, since I'm not advertising this thing to people, that my views below do not intend to be racist remarks. I'm just merely expressing what I observed all these years.

1. I noticed that only the chinese people will behave like a human when they see someone coming over to sit beside them. What I'm emphasizing is the sitting posture. In the case of them occupying just 1 of the twin seats, if they were sitting with their legs in a V structure, when they see some1 coming, they would naturally turn to the II structure (I hope my description is understandable).. thus leaving the other passenger with ample space...

2. Besides the chinese, I noticed that virtually every other races of male people, be it the Malays, Indians, Indons, Bangladeshis etc, have a tendency to put their legs in the V posture.. & they would try their best to open up as wide as possible.. I don't really understand why, but it sure makes the other passenger uncomfortable.. as tht fella's legs would cross over to the seat area beside him.. what baffles me most is that when they were sitting alone in the II posture, when they see people coming, they would instantly revert to the V posture.. the only logical explanations I can think of are either that they wanna make sure they are comfortable themselves/they wanna make life uncomfortable for the people sitting next to him.

3. The Malay and Indian ladies do behave as the way stated in 1. , probably because the ladies are much more well mannered compared to the guys.. furthermore, most Malay ladies would wear the baju kurung, so it is literally impossible to sit in the V posture. As for the married women, well I have nothing much to say, since it is obvious that most of them have a buttock that is rich in size.

Well, that's all I can tell from my observations, adios ^^

Friday, July 28, 2006

无聊@Double Post(I) - 华人? Chinese?

最近比较忙, 也没什么趣事好写.. 直到今天...

当我乘坐bus的时候, 有位印尼婆向我问路:"我想去Gleneagle Hospital,到了,你可以告诉我,叫我下车吗?"

我听到她说了一口流利的华语,蛮吃惊的, 就答应了.. 我问她是不是印尼华侨, 她说不是, 是正宗印尼人.. 我靠..

到了ampang park LRT站, 我忘了带月卡, 就到了柜台买票, 柜台小姐是马来妹, 我跟她说要去taman melati的票时,她就一标准的华语告诉我:"两块钱哦!"

莫名其妙,怎么今天友族那么会讲华语, 因为赶时间也没多问, 付了钱, 拿了票就闪人了..

放学回家时, 同样的ampang park LRT站, 发现有人派免费报纸, 于是就跑了过去拿, 刚到手的时候, 派报的人说:"年轻人多看报纸, 很好啊!" 我望着他, 是孟家拉人(bangla).. 他好像察觉到我那迷惑的眼神, 直接告诉我他在malaysia住了几年, 学到了些华文... 哦.. 原来如此...

搭了bus,回到家附近的小贩中心想打包, 经过了鸡饭档, 听见了一段缅甸伙计(myanmar)&华人师奶(auntie)的对话:
myanmar: auntie,要吃鸡饭吗? 今天的鸡烧得不错, 叉烧烧肉也有!
auntie: excuse me, can u speak in english, i don't understand chinese.. anyway, i want a packet of chicken rice.
myanmar:(广东话)huh? 你讲乜? 英文啊? 我吾识听哦..
auntie: wat? wat did u say?
myanmar: auntie, melayu, faham ah? saya tak faham english, saya orang burma..
auntie: oh melayu ah? ok ok, erm.. bagi saya satu nasi ayam, bungkus

之后就没听见了, 因为我不是打包鸡饭.. 不过...

今天真的让我心灰了.. 我脑袋一片混乱.. 本来我以为我们华人的语文真厉害, 友族都会用华语沟通.. 怎知道却被一个华人欧巴桑给粉碎了我的骄傲.. 我的妈呀.. 为什么别人都会说我们的语言, 我们华人本身却有这样的败类??!!!

Monday, July 17, 2006

无聊第1炮 - 人品问题

在一般情况下, 发生某些特殊的负面现象, 而且无法在科学角度上找到原因的, 我们都称之为 "人品问题"...
前阵子, 本人我就是过了这么的一天.. 让我分析出来..
一早7.45am出门要去上课, 离开家门口不远时, 突然有只小狗追着我吠, 我说的小, 是真的很小! 我就回头瞪着它, 然后作势要踢它, 果然它就闪到一旁了, 怎知道当我转回来要继续走的时候, 发现面前有只bulldog怒视着我.. 还好是有主人的, 害我吓了把冷汗..
闹完了狗慌, 走到外面大路了, 8.00am, 发现有bus来了, 79号metrobus(就是我要搭的)于是就伸手出去想截停它, 不过它却好无放慢速度的奔驰过去了, 紧随后面又1辆,76号(也是可以搭到ampang park的), 也不停下来.. 我草, 这下准备要迟到了.. 慢慢地走到了车站, 等了N久(大约半小时后...) 终于等到下一躺车了, 便上了车, 由于人数太少,没立刻开车, 反而停在那里等多15分钟才开车..
那巴士行车的速度真的.. 我可以担保乌龟走得比它快! OK,是夸张了啦, 不过真的很慢! 走没多远, 我的同学发了个短讯来说:Now got test! Come fast! 其实那天是9.00am上课的.. 我收到短讯时已经9.10am了.. 慢慢龟走, 10.00am才到ampang park, 课是上到11.00am的, 我就算用fernando alonso的速度做lrt+走路上山+进college,走到讲堂去, 最快也要10.40am了吧, 所以算了, 今天算我倒霉, 放慢节奏吧..
去到college, 反正都已经miss了test, 菜鸟地上了个tutorial, 放学了, 就回家去咯, 上了lrt, 觉得今天怎么那么衰啊 /.\.. lrt走到了 dato keramat站, 就停着那边10分钟了, 我感到郁闷, 就下车, 想要搭他们的lrt bus去klcc换车, 却没有bus要走, 气死我, 只好走路出去jalan ampang, 蛮远的, 不过还好, 对我而言走路是小case, 走了15分钟走到了.. 没多久就看到辆79号, 上车了..
bus里蛮空的, 还以为可以安静的坐车回家了, 那bus走到一半竟然走捷径, 直接跑回pandan mewah总站, 就是说没经过我家外面那条大路.. 我草, 身上没散钱了, 跟那些司机们吵也是自己吃亏的, 因为他们人多.. 没办法, 又要走路了, 走了20分钟回到家..
当晚, 我跟我妈诉说我今天遇到的麻烦, 没有安慰就算了, 还要说: 你不要什么事都赖这样赖那样啦!! 自己不早点出门!!
我靠.. 怎么办.. 故事写完了, 唉.. 看来我的人品还有待修炼修炼啊~~
[PS:我平时上课的行程是:出门 - 走到外面大路等bus - 搭metrobus 76/79到ampang park (以前cityliner 176 & intrakota 66也可以,不过自从Rapid KL修改路线后, 就不能了, 因为会等更久=.=) - 走到Ampang Park Putra LRT站 - 搭LRT到Taman Melati站 - 下车,走路上山,到college门口,然后去上课; 回家则vice-versa...]