Friday, August 21, 2009

Welcome to Malaysia!

This is an amazing country, after all...

This is a country where if you throw a pile of shit on the road and do nothing about it, it will slowly disappear by itself over time... poof, gone, hilang, no need to clean up, no need to do anything, just leave the shit alone, it will be forgotten, and disappear by itself after some time (of course la, with some help from the weather)...

This is a country where politicians can talk a lot of cock all the time, make a lot of blank promises and spew things like: "Oi Cina Babi, u don't talk racist things ah! Cause racial disharmony! Jangan hina Islam, lu balik China la!", and get away with it...

This is also a country where citizens have the mentality of kindergarten kids. Even after getting those shit constantly, we still obediently vote those flers into power every General Elections, as long as those flers give us some cheap candy (neh, u dun realise meh, every time before the elections, the pot holes on the roads near your housing area will miraculously be filled up with nice warm tar after being there for 3-4 years)...

Apparently, quite a number of the citizens are embracing this culture as well. Throw a pile of dung out onto the street, do nothing about it, waiting for it to disappear by itself. If the neighbours complain "Oi, busuk la!", just smile and give them some candy...

Welcome to Malaysia!!!

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